Wednesday, June 9, 2010

8 REASONS I AM SINGLE :

  1. Because every good looking guy is a jerk,
  2. Every nice guy isn't good looking,
  3. Every nice and good looking guy is taken,
  4. Every nice, good looking, single guy is broke,
  5. Every nice, good looking, single, rich guy is a cheater,
  6. Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non cheater is gay,
  7. Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non cheater, and straight guy doesn't have any interest in us,
  8. Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non cheater, straight guy, that does have an interest in us, has kids, and is divorced.

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