Or would ever want a zombie apocalypse.
THEY EAT YOUR FUCKING FLESH, WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE. do you not get how much that'll hurt? Fuck man. Plus you don't know what could really kill them, or even if they could be killed. You don't know how fast they are, or if they sleep.
You can't just go off of what you've seen in movies/television or read in books. There's no way to tell what is right. Until it actually happens.
And I'm sure that when or if it ever happens, you'd all be shitting your pants, freaking out, crying and wishing that you never wanted that to happen.
Just a little "rant"